Forgot some

I failed to note two more important crimes

6)Fails to comply with all diaper changing laws and codes ALWAYS!

7)Attempts and (some times succeeds) to climb onto structures that are not permitted for babies; coffee tables, chairs, and step stools. This one is quick so be on your toes!

Wanted

WANTED

BY THE MOMMY

POLICE

OLIVE THE MASKED CAPER

acts of criminal injustices

1)Breaking into restricted baby areas such as bathrooms, garages, and kitchen cupboards (yes this criminal can open doors, beware!)

2)Resisting arrest by means of throwing fake temper tantrums; throwing oneself on the ground and kicking ground with leg

3)Wrestling with other known criminals; Isaac Arana

4)Standing in no standing zones; the highchair

5) The most hideous of all crimes, smuggling paper by means of ingestion with no exclusions to even toilet paper! (YUCK! Of course not! Clean straight off the roll of course!)

Don't let the cute cheeks fool you this one is armed and dangerous!

p.s. I don't really know how to use many forms of punctuation correctly so please don't hate me if I do. Just tell me how to fix it before someone I really want to impress looks at it! (not that I don't want to impress you...but you know what I mean;)

p.p.s. I also can not spell. You should see my posts before I spell check them, SCARY!